God, how else will the internet know I play guitar?!

Photo Credit to Awesometown.

Fucker was all like “You can’t play guitar in math class.”

Photo credit to Everyone has a secret.

The ocean is not impressed by your playing. 

What other purpose could this thing possibly have, other than to hold my soft drinks for me?

Photo credit to lovedestany(sic).

He’s not a stupid, self-entitled douche nozzle anymore.

He’s an artist.

Photo credit to falling from the rooftops.

I’m so happy he kept his face hidden, otherwise I wouldn’t be able to sense the torment in his soul.

Photo by Fitty Tuck (whatever the hell that is).

“Oh yeah, just squat right on the case and make a face like you’re taking a shit…”

Photo Credit to Addiction or Attraction.

Sometimes we must make sacrifices for our creepy, amateur photography.

Credit to doolan.

Dealing with the guitarist is such messy work. Might as well just grind on the instrument since its the main source of attraction anyway.

Mmm, the haterade flows strongly in handgrenade2.

The answer, of course, is I don’t give a shit.

I post funny pictures on the internet. I don’t analyze the sociological framework that these pictures may be built upon, nor do I consider the long ignored historical and geographical divides that have caused continents to evolve in the way they have. This one originally had a caption citing the place as Africa, so I took a stereotype of the continent and commented on the juxtaposition created with a happy white girl playing guitar in a place perceived as being stricken by war and famine.

TL;DR: I post pictures of people that look stupid while playing guitar. Hurray for me!

handgrenade2:

wtfwhiteprivilege:

guitardouches:

Large parts of Africa may still have huge sections of its infrastructure in tatters, but I’m sure a few cool jams will soothe over centuries of war and poverty. 

LOL, I get that everyone needs some down time and to have fun and starving to death is not fun times…

Hopefully there was some help when the camera wasn’t flashing though…

This is really enraging. You have no idea what this woman did before or after playing the guitar, which, by the way, is making the kids happy [OH GOD HERE’S MORE OF THAT “IF YOU’RE STARVING YOU DON’T DESERVE LUXURIES LIKE MUSIC” ATTITUDE]… and ALSO

YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THESE CHILDREN ARE FROM. You do realize, that, like, not every black child in the world is a starving kid from a starving country, right? I mean, sure, they might be, but they also might not.

I don’t know, maybe I shouldn’t even be talking about this but I’m really uncomfortable with the fact that it’s an image of children of color and a white woman and the creator of this image, and most of the people who have reblogged it, are assuming: 

-The whole continent of Africa is the same
-The whole continent of Africa is starving
-The starving continent of Africa needs the white people to save it
-The fact that a white woman is spending time with black children MUST mean she’s there helping and saving them
-That this is even IN any part of Africa [but I forgot black people must all come from there, right? Amirite?]
-That it’s really ridiculous that someone had the NERVE to play guitar in front of children.

I think this sucks.

Tell me if I’m wrong.